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10 ideas how to kill yourself like a boss

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There may be hundreds of reason’s why do you think suicide is definite answer to end your pain. I don’t bother to stop you.But wait, at least do it with pride. Below is the 10 ideas of how to kill yourself like a boss.

  1. As shown above  (video)
  2. Hold your breath for at least 15 minutes.
  3. Take pills to slow down your heart, until it completely stop.or
  4. Take pills to make you hallucinate, and jump from high building. or
  5. Take pills to make your heart beating super fast, to lead heart attack.
  6. Piss off or provoking a Doberman. Go for Pit Bulls for more thrill
  7. Use razor blade by slashing up your wrists following by take a shower with 1 (or 2) fingers in an electrical socket
  8. Drive blindfolded on the highway, or drive toward opposite direction from a moving train
  9. Strangling yourself with your right hand, while your left hand on paper shredder
  10. Handcuffing yourself and jump to the crocodile pool.

Or else, just stay alive. Kill oneself always a stupid things to do.  Always look on the bright side of your life.

“Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.” - Phil Donahue quotes

Written by Air Squadron

January 3, 2012 at 4:08 pm

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  1. I will just watch but no cannot do ;)
    Thanks for the following!

    jennysserendipity

    March 29, 2012 at 1:14 pm

  2. Cool clip. Could almost feel my heartbeat speed up :)

    Cardinal Guzman

    February 26, 2012 at 6:49 am

  3. Wow, that video made me really nervous!

    Emily

    February 15, 2012 at 12:27 pm

  4. 1. Walk into a police station with two submachine guns pointed directly ahead.
    2. Buy a box of grenades, tie all pins together to one string, pull them all at the same time,and lock yourself inside the room with them.
    3. Expose any politicians dirty secrets and then walk down any street.
    4. Walk around compton california yelling the N word (If you’re white)
    5. Steal some HEU from the uranium refineries in canada, sell it to north korea, wait for them to build a nuke, then go to ground zero when they test it.
    6. Go to vancouver and wear a chicago jersey at the sky train station after a cannucks game.
    7. Freeze yourself in your ex-wife’s freezer when she’s away for the weekend.
    8. Chase a grizzly bear’s cubs.
    9. Fire two ballistic combat knives into each ear drum simultaneously.
    10. Be a capitalist. You wont die, but your soul will.

    onelesshuman

    February 15, 2012 at 6:57 am

  5. I thought killing yourself like a boss would involve shouting at someone to do the deed for you, then blaming him for the outcome.

    simon7banks

    February 13, 2012 at 5:14 pm

  6. that is so completely crazy – I think I’ll stay alive a bit longer :)

    bev smith

    February 4, 2012 at 4:44 pm

  7. The title of this post is legit.

    Tracy

    February 1, 2012 at 12:20 pm

  8. Such an amazing view!

    Fábio Pinho

    January 24, 2012 at 2:40 am

  9. Interesting perspective.

    I’d watch your videos, but nearly every time I watch videos from someone’s website, my computer screen disappears and immediately goes into reboot. Kind of frustrating.

    Keep up the, uh, interesting work. :)

    Cris

    January 21, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    • Hi Cris, thanks passing by my blog. Glad to have your word on mine, will do the same. Is it a virus? . Thanks again, I’ll keep up ;)

      airsquadron

      January 21, 2012 at 4:06 pm


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