10 ideas how to kill yourself like a boss
There may be hundreds of reason’s why do you think suicide is definite answer to end your pain. I don’t bother to stop you.But wait, at least do it with pride. Below is the 10 ideas of how to kill yourself like a boss.
- As shown above (video)
- Hold your breath for at least 15 minutes.
- Take pills to slow down your heart, until it completely stop.or
- Take pills to make you hallucinate, and jump from high building. or
- Take pills to make your heart beating super fast, to lead heart attack.
- Piss off or provoking a Doberman. Go for Pit Bulls for more thrill
- Use razor blade by slashing up your wrists following by take a shower with 1 (or 2) fingers in an electrical socket
- Drive blindfolded on the highway, or drive toward opposite direction from a moving train
- Strangling yourself with your right hand, while your left hand on paper shredder
- Handcuffing yourself and jump to the crocodile pool.
Or else, just stay alive. Kill oneself always a stupid things to do. Always look on the bright side of your life.
“Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.” – Phil Donahue quotes
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